You Know Spring Cleaning Is Going Well When...

• Everything left in the refrigerator is edible.



• You realize your suspicions are true - you never had actually painted the walls that brownish color.



• You have brought in so many bags and apple boxes of goods, that the intake employees at Goodwill can't help but mention your growing resemblance to Mother Theresa. (And they mean this in a good way.)

• Those same employees look at you as though they secretly think you may be robbing other peoples homes to gain their favor at this point.
  



• You have dusted shelves, hosed down plants, scrubbed walls and touched up grout, but forgotten to take a shower.
  



• Your children ask if you are planning on putting the house up for sale.

True story.

(Though I have since remembered to shower.)

I can't wait to see how it ends...