And you shouldn't either.
For example:
IF your family decided to go on a 4 day roadtrip,
and IFduring the early morning hours on the first day of the roadtrip your parents bought 6 Breakfast Jack sandwiches from Jack in the Box for breakfast-on-the-go,
and IF only five of the six sandwiches were eaten that morning because your little sister wasn't really hungry that morning...
I'm just saying...
IF, on the way home from your roadtrip during the evening hours of day four you discover that your sister had stashed her Breakfast Jack from day number one under the seat of the car,
and IF you realized that dinner time was nearing and you were feeling quite hungry,
IF this happened to you,
I would still recommend that you pass on eating the 4-day-old Breakfast Jack.
Strongly.
And,
had he asked,
I would have advised my eldest son the same thing.
And now he knows why.
Shortly after arriving home from seven hours on the road, my son experienced several rounds of the most spastic hurling he had ever known.
And I experienced the cleaning up of the first several rounds of it.
Once color returned to his face, my son recounted a not-so-hypothetical story about a boy and a petrified Breakfast Jack very similar to the example I just shared with you.
Very, very similar.
I would be a little grumpy right now except for the part at the end, when my son says to me "Mom, I am so sorry, you probably would have told me not to eat it. I should listen to you more."
And then the angels started singing.
You can't buy that kind of education.
The End.
