Dancing With The Stars... So Sad... Part II

So my brilliant SIL Diane comments that if Karina doesn't get a good partner by next season we should start a campaign. (Genius again, Diane!)

But I say "Why wait?"

Clearly, the partner picking committee over at DWTS needs a little help in the Karina department - let's give it to them.

I have carefully selected 3 potential partners for our ABC friends' consideration:

OPTION #1

Fred Astaire.

Perhaps you think me a bit unreasonable.

All right.

OPTION #2

Mikael Barishnikov.

Oprah Winfrey says you should never accept a "No" from anyone who doesn't have the authority to say "Yes"...

Okay. Good.

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OPTION #3

Johnny Depp.

(...What? Why not?)