We Are Having A Small Problem.

I will begin by telling you it's official: We have moved!

Several big men in an over-sized truck, who walk unusually slow for humans (because they are paid by the hour?), moved all of our things to our new home.

Our New home = 5 miles from old home.
Our New home = Beautiful, happy place.
Our New Home = About 1/2 size of Old Home...

This brings me to our small problem. More specifically our small closet problem. I think all of the square footage smaller that our new house measures came directly out of the master bedroom closet.

Items to Consider:

Exhibit A: The Small Closet Is Already Jam Packed With Items. Note hanger density.

Exhibit B: Three Empty Wardrobe Boxes Have Already Been Unpacked Into Said Closet.

Exhibit C: Six FULL Wardrobe Boxes Are Still Waiting To Be Unpacked Into Said Closet.

Paul says there is only one solution.

*Paul's solution is not that he is moving out of my closet.
*Paul's solution involves things leaving the closet.
*Paul's solution implies that the things leaving the closet may not belong to Paul.

So you see, when I said we are having a small problem what I meant is we are having a HUGE problem that may indicate A/Therapy or B/Post Traumatic Stress Disorder for one member of this household before we are through here.

C'mon all you HGTV enthusiasts - Neat freaks - Smart Girls and Organization Divas - Bring me some ideas!!

(Or a map to the secret door leading to the second closet?)

On A Lighter Note:

Casualties of the Move:

Only one:

The Walmart desk. (Oh, darn.)
(And perhaps one hulky moving man's t-shirt, as I am sure sweat must calcify at some point.)

Survivors of the Move: My darling buffet, and our armoir - affectionately known as "the monster". He lives!

Seriously though, the closet is a problem, and I am fishing for solutions. Help!