I'll take The Latest Color of My Face for $500.
"What is periwinkle?"
(ding ding ding)
I'll tell you what periwinkle is. Besides just a silly word, periwinkle is both the new color of my face AND a color that is several shades lighter than the color purple.
This pleases me greatly, as I am ready to rejoin society.
I am hopeful that a nice shade of Puerto Rican will be settling upon my face again sometime soon, and that I will rejoin society in a way that doesn't draw the puzzled facial expressions of passersby looking on someone who must have done her makeup in a cave this morning.
There is hope.
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